Monday, June 23, 2014

Manic Baseball Monday Extra Innings--Clark Kent Can't Catch!!

Just so we're clear on the concept, this is an imaginary story wherein Superman has lost his powers (but he just hasn't realized it yet).

So Clark Kent and Lois (I'm Never An Unpleasant Hussy) Lane are going to a baseball game!

But they picked a good game to go to!

STEROIDS!! STEROIDS!!! (Or, since this is a super-hero universe: ALIEN INTERVENTION! FUCHSIA KRYPTONITE!! MAGICAL IMPS! INTERFERING SUPER-HEROS! Etc!)

Anyway, Clark finds that without super-powers, it is physically impossible for an normal adult human to catch a baseball!


Wow!! Can you hector him any more, Lois?!?

And Clark loves her why?

Bonus: mocking his injuries!

Moral? Don't go to a baseball game without super-powers! Far too dangerous!! And most importantly--don't take Lois!!

From Superman #192 (1967)

1 comment:

SallyP said...

Lois is Lucy, and Clark must be Charlie Brown in this imaginary tale!