Sunday, August 10, 2008

Little Known Facts About the DC Universe

#1 (as presented in Final Crisis #3):

Apparantly, a VERY little known fact
#2 So, I guess instead of sitting around using his heat vision "to keep her heart beating," or going of with the Monitor Lady for a tour of the multiverse, Superman just could have had Wally run faster than the speed of light with Lois, and voila, she's saved?

#3 In the future, when mankind has faster-than-light travel, no more death!! Hyper-drive=immortality!!

#4 Of course, Wally can travel faster than the speed of light, but he couldn't travel faster than the mysterious time bullet...so he can outrun death, but not the thing that causes death??

The moral? Just have Zatanna says some magic spell and bring him back next time...it's a lot easier and doesn't reduce everything in the universe to the anti-sense equation.

3 comments:

De said...

That may have been Jay's experience so far but the fact remains that you have to stop sometime. Death will eventually catch up.

Captain Infinity said...

My thought was that it was just some nonsense that Jay made up to comfort her and not some factual statement. It's like when people say someone's "too stubborn to die."

Anonymous said...

Well, Wally outran Death once.


Kinda insane, but when death is anthropromorphic, it can't run as fast as the Flash.