Friday, August 8, 2008

Friday Night Fights--Sugah Style!!

Ladies and gentleman, get ready for an old-fashioned butt-whooping, courtesy of Chris Claremont and Walt Simonson.

Let your minds drift back to the halcyon days of 1983. Rogue, who has been nothing but a evil mutant to this point, comes to the X-Men seeking help, as her powers have begun to rage out of control. One problem, though:

Carol Danvers had her memories and powers stolen by Rogue. Carol Danvers is now the ultra-powerful Binary. Carol Danvers is hanging out with the X-Men. Something tells me this is gonna be painful:

Well, another hard day being me...but nothing's gonna stop me from relaxin' and having a few brews..
Pow. Simple. Dignified. Pow.How hard was that punch?

Even her thought balloons feature an outrageously overemphasized accent!! With Claremont, you get the most stereotype for your money!!Yup, Carol put her into frakkin' orbit!! Still, you can't keep a good mutant down, can you? Or a bad one...surely she'll smack the former and future Ms. Marvel a good one?

Stay on target...!
This sound effect brought to you by George Michael and the other guy. Remember, this sound effect is about monogamy...Nope. Rogue...stay down. For your own good.

It's ladies' night, because the ladies love Bahlactus!!

Severe beatdown from Uncanny X-Men #171, 1983

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