Saturday, August 2, 2008

Billy Batson Explains Current Affairs--Identity Crisis

So, continuing with Shazam #28 (1977), as Billy Batson teaches all about the world.

The scene: Black Adam has returned, but fortunately, he's so stupid that even Uncle Dudley can outwit him:

If he were smart, he wouldn't be evil...But what's to stop him from saying the magic word again ??

Thet-Adam models the casual diaper...
SHAZ-ulllg??"That should do it??" How??

Another great superpower lost to the mists of time...Oh, yes, of course...the amnesia punch!! Hit him precisely right, and he forgets all about being a bad guy!! And you can do it at will!!

You know, Identity Crisis would have been a lot more fun if this was how they brainwashed people. Not actually good, mind you...but more fun. Nothing against Zatanna, but a good ol' punch beats talking backwards any day.

Two lessons to take away here:

A) Stop kvetching about heroes brainwashing people!! It's a good thing!! Captain Marvel says so, and he's got the Wisdom of Solomon!! (Unless, of course, old Shazam meant the wisdom of Solomon Grundy...??) If Captain Marvel says it's good, it must be good!!

B) Evil Mary Marvel had better watch out...

No comments: