Monday, November 5, 2007

Faster, Loiscat--Kill! KILL!!

Lois Lane--you've just won the Pulitzer Prize!! What are you going to do now?

Meet mesmerized LoisHmm, that's not quite the response we were looking for. How about this:

Lois Lane--have you heard the rumor that DC is going to kill off Batman? What's your reaction?

Bang, bang, I'll shoot my baby downOK, obviously you're a bit confused. Let's try an easy one:

Lois Lane--what are you going to do to help stop global warming??

She shot Clark Kent once in Reno, just to watch him dieAll right, that doesn't even make sense. I'll give you a couple of more chances.

Lois Lane--if the entire Daily Planet staff were trapped in the Andes, and you had to choose someone to eat so the rest might survive, who would that be?

The Patty Hearst defense?Hmmm, I would have thought Jimmy Olsen. All right, one more time:

Lois Lane--what do you think about Clark Kent's stint on Dancing with the Stars?

Better than Mark Cuban...
Lois has the vaporsOh, c'mon, Lois, he wasn't that bad...

Lois' mesmerized killer routine comes from Superman Family #184, 1977. Remember, kids, any guru who sets up shop in Metropolis is really a vile criminal. So tune out and drop in, and obey authority!

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